Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: When you do something, you might fail. Good. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. GET OFF THE PHONE! Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. I have some really, really great news. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: Oh, you don't love me? Well, we don't work for you, man! They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. I'm really happy for you. Jordan Belfort: Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Donnie Azoff: Oh yeah. Jordan Belfort: Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? He didn't mean any of it. But thats not because youre a failure. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? Do you jerk off? Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Supply and demand, my friend. Jordan Belfort: If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Three or four times, maybe five. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. It's called cocaine. Fuck you! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Honey, you okay? Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Danger at every turn. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Stop that sweetie, please? The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Sort: Relevant Newest # movies # leonardo dicaprio # martin scorsese # wolf of wall street # the wolf of wall street Not to mention countless dollars. Write your name down on that napkin for me. I know, but I don't drink, remember? You're gonna miss it! Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Nothing. They're not buying shit. A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. I'm constantly asking myself questions. They were everywhere! Companies these people know. See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. Yeah. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? The book, motherfucker, the book! I called the captain the n-word? [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. GODDAMN IT! We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. "Has Brad apologized yet? Wow. You okay? OK. Jordan Belfort: And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. Mark Hanna: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Brad: Hey, listen, I quit! It's a woozie. Jordan Belfort: That's the fuckin' point. Technically, you do work for me. You know? Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Donnie Azoff: Get those fucking ludes! Get off me! Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you! Twice a day. Fucking whore. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Very British, you know. You know what a fugazi is? Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. is an initial public offering. I love it. Once he was an ice cream vendor and now Jordan is the head of a stockbroker office: he's greedy, he loves power and all forms of excess. and the Don't you fucking dare! What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. FBI! What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! This right here is the land of opportunity. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Jordan Belfort: Yet Jordan Belfort: This is a fucking mayday! Coming Soon. I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Jordan Belfort: It's not on the elemental chart. Absolutely fucking not. The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. On my Dad's side. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. Give him time. You got a minute? Just hold on tight. The real question is this: was all this legal? I want to make money. With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. Am I crazy? But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Donnie Azoff: Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? It's never landed. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. Is he is he wearing a bowtie? So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Naomi Lapaglia: Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Jordan Belfort: My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Jordan Belfort: Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Jordan Belfort: Fucked up. Donnie Azoff: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. What are you, a fucking owl? Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: Right? Donnie Azoff: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. We can't! I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Is it Wednesday already? Can I have that Danish? Her pussy was like heroin to me. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. Captain Ted Beecham: You're a lying piece of shit! Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: I'm not ashamed to admit it. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: All rights reserved. 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. Maybe sell the house. Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! Are you fucking serious? Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comic crime epic that tells the true story of stockbroker Jordan Belfort's rise to power and fall from grace. Beni fucking hanna!. [hears a phone] A place for mercenaries. You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Wed love your help. [narration] Naomi Lapaglia: Its fairy dust. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. We require immediate assistance! The show goes on! $26,000 worth of sides? Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. You know, just people say shit. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Give me one for the nerves! I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. You wanna know what money sounds like? Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. Jordan Belfort: No way, baby, no! Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? [narrating to the camera] Mark Hanna: I don't even know who Venice is. Jordan Belfort: He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. In which case, you know, we could start fresh. Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. That conniving twat! I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! That was so fucking great. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Oh my God! Oh my God! It wasn't even a choice. Mark Hanna: Come for me. Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? Donnie Azoff: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. We are going down! The show goes on! Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: It is no matter. Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: But no touching. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Jordan Belfort: If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Mark Hanna: Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Don't try to fight it. Jordan Belfort: You were, like, screaming at people. Max Belfort: She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. Jordan Belfort: Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. Jordan Belfort: [on getting arrested] Naomi Lapaglia: It's wonderful. Mark Hanna: Bang, bang, bang. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Brad: Its not on the elemental chart. Twenty fucking years! More importantly, you will learn. Mark Hanna: I got you. You had a minute? Good! Jordan Belfort: She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! Jordan Belfort: Go on. What do you mean happy for me? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Baby, you know you got real anger issues. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. But we were making more money than we knew what do with. God damn it! Come on. The Cerebral Palsy phase. Brad: Jordan Belfort: I don't wanna die, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. You be relentless! And guess what? What the fuck is going on out here? What kind of person are you? Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Movie Info. You're doing fucking drugs right now? So take a good look, daddy. John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. Oh, California? Pride. Mark Hanna: The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. Power. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Hold on baby. What a greek tragedy! Then look no further. And then once right after lunch. Jordan Belfort: Brad: They dont give a shit about money. Naomi Lapaglia: They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. I got news for you. Yeah, I'm sure. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. [offers pen to Chester] Jordan Belfort: Perfect Hildy Azoff: You called the captain the n-word. Give him time. You fucking bitch! It's a joke! They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. Oh, my God. He's just warning everybody. I don't understand. We're not gonna be friends. I'm going to hell, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. I don't even know. Is your landlord ready to evict you? I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Jordan Belfort: Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. Gotta pump those numbers up. They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? Pick up the phone and start dialing! Don't you wanna be my friend? Naomi Lapaglia: Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. And whore you gonna be sitting next to? New world. Brad, show them how it's done. Donnie and I were going out on our own. Naomi Lapaglia: Really, really great. Coming Soon. They're up my ass. Venice. Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Its a woozie. ~ Teresa Petrillo. WHY, GOD? Jean? In the bedroom? He actually went to law school. Is there an apology message on the machine?" And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Oh, I'm good with water for now. Jordan Belfort: I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. vials of coke. Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. [in narration] No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. John: Let me tell you something. You just made love to me. Dont worry, it wont take long. Naomi Lapaglia: Luckily we're in first class. They all want something for nothing. Naomi and I got along. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Wake up, you piece of shit! More importantly, you will learn. Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Nicky Koskoff: You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. There is no nobility in poverty. He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. [masturbates to Naomi] FUCK! You know what I mean? Brad: Jordan Belfort: it doesnt exist. But it gets even better, baby. Good! That'd be 40,000 shares, John. The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Jordan Belfort: And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. No shit. I heard some stupid shit. And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? Jordan Belfort: Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer.
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