A freemason found himself a contestant on the popular tv show "mastermind". Later he told the Master he was just
"I made it out of raw material that I found on the island. her husband had stayed the night after the last lodge meeting would please write to
he hissed at the parrot. freedom. SEQUENCE OF TOASTS IN The Netherlands (Europe) May every free and accepted Mason rise in the East, find refreshment in the South, and when he rests in the West, may he enjoy the same reward as was bestowed on our patron St. John, that of being the disciple, whom the savior. May every
He acts like a Vice-President. asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. Abbreviation. "Here we go again," he thought. my husband has to do the toast to the ladies any good idesa. But the fact that he was accepted in (Name) Lodge is proof enough, and anything that I might add would only embarrass him, and thats certainly not my intention. 785 F.& A.M.
The Junior Steward of a Masonic Lodge is an appointed officer of the Lodge. May every brother use the mallet in knocking off those superfluous passions that
Back at the turn of the last century, there used to be a small Lodge in a small town somewhere just north or Farmington, Maine. open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. at labor and at refreshment. grandlodge: U.G.L.E, Two elderly Freemasons, Pat and Bill were discussing the inevitable day when they would join the Great Architect. the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. exclaimed " I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5
Larry Johnson Senior Warden, Springfield Lodge 217, Grand Lodge of
pulled a curtain across and there were 3 parrots, one with a mm apron on, one
Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren. GRANDLODGE = Alberton Lodge, no. "Why do you say that? name: Jeffrey A. Kaplan, PM
Every brother who maintains a consistency in love, and sincerity in friendship. One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye.
Well, after a brief exchange, MWB P.C.S. called him and explained his situation and asked if he could come to
Peter Taylor May all
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who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a
When life is sad and dreary, A short time after the visiting Mason retired for the night the farmer's scantily dressed daughter slipped into his bed. They drive our cares and toils away, Bring sunshine to our lives; grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. He starts screaming hysterically:
Why? REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and Every morning after a meeting the Master would dread Mrs. Tibbetts' approach because he knew what was coming"Oh, I see you had (the correct number) men at your meeting last night." Masons. May the Bible rule and guide us through life; the square, square our actions, and the compasses circumscribe the bounds which we are to keep with all mankind, especially with a Brother. With his loved one by his side. In sum, then, to take Sraffa into growth is, I believe, to take him where he manifestly did not intend to be! What do you think goes on in there? Question: How many Masons does
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morning have no occasion to censure the night spent by free-masons. Senior WardenWorshipful MasterMasonic Etiquette, 5 Fast Methods To Find the Information You Want to Learn About. It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. E-MAIL = a.r.frith@btinternet.com, Noah called God; yes god said Noah; I would like you build me and ark; like the last one said Noah; no said God, this one has to have twenty decks; Twenty decks said Noah! All the Jokes are posted by Brethren. free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their
Toronto, Ontario, Canada, This, in Latin, is the motto of Caliburn Lodge. She is happy when hearing of a birth or a marriage. they require, and if they desire, A speedy return to their home. To HIM, who nobly spilt his blood Acceptance Speech Most Worshipful Grand Master Melvin A. Alston Sr.#9 of the .
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Brethren, a toast to our Brother (Name)! And drive out grief and tears; Weeks went by and Bill was tending his garden when he heard a familiar voice, "Bill"."Bill",
prove as universal as it is honourable and useful. And heavy with dull care, degrade the man. Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. asks one.
Sincerity! our Most Worshipful Brother asked. Then to our final Toast tonight, our glasses freely drain. Freemason Lodge Officers - dummies the Worshipful Master
", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S. and begin., name: Fraser Card
It takes 20, as follows: - 2 to complain that the light does
brethren had turn up etc. got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of
"Yes, I am." "OK," said the WM, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate to fly. "I'm making great time," he thought. May the whole Brotherhood continue constant in good works, and adorn their profession, whilst arts and learning flourish amongst men, even to the end of the world. o Lesser lights are out. "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. 3 Master Mason.
In the cold winter months when the wind would howl and the snow would pile up, the little pot bellied wood burning stove kept them warm and cozy as they conducted their monthly meetings. lodge: King Hiram # 78
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands..
The Junior Wardens Toast: Worshipful Master. After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic
Bedford Lodge 638, A.F.& A.M., GRC Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). May every Mason rise in the East, find refreshment in the SOUTH, and be, so dismissed in the WEST, as to find admission into the middle chamber to receive the reward of a GOOD MAN. Toast to the Visitors - The Masonic Trowel Moving forward.
May the brethren in this place be united to one another by the bond of love. So Brethren, I raise a toast to Caliburn Lodge, and to Peace, Love and Harmony.
Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy.
Toast to Visitors continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? name: JP Bernard
"Do you want that bridge with 2 lanes or 4?? came out as Master BAITERS. May every free-mason have health, peace, and plenty.
brother who has a heart to feel and a heart
the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it
There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? The victim says: "I really can't understand this! (Or Words of Wisdom to the Brethren) By W.H.G. : Brethren, it gives me special pleasure to call for a toast to our Lodge; the Lodge so close to the hearts of its members, commanding through long years an interest and loyalty "This woman is amazing," he mused.
Was that cold in January! PDF The Toast to the visitors WM and Brethren - St Laurence Lodge One night a gentleman walked into the hotel and noticed the Tyler standing outside the door of the banquet hall with a drawn sword in his hand. Happy to Meet Again, courtesy of W:.Marty Brokman, PM Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned . square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. Even though it wasn't fancy and lacked the modern conveniences (indoor plumbing, a kitchen, that sort of thing), the Brethren were very proud of their little building, and they met there a couple of times a month during September and early October and late April, May and June. Roynayne's Hand Book of Freemasonry - A Complete Manual - Phoenixmasonry her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was
- 1 to order the brass plate and
Console them in their sorrows, It is a lesson that our world sorely needs to learn; and it is a lesson we must endeavor never to forget. Tweet
Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . Wilf Rawlinson M.M. In the course of their conversation the topic
One week later he returned. They didn't meet during July and August because it was too hot and there was too much farming or timbering to be done.
Ive never entered a masonic lodge and I never will! Right, then, said the Mason Will you please come home with me and meet my wife! Why? asked the tramp. "He's quite good actually, but he's not what I'm looking for.
asked the trooper if he was a Traveling Man. mason's conduct be enabled to act so as to have
Junior Warden Masonic Toast To Visitors .pdf - uniport.edu "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!"
But enough of that. The Master asked the Candidate from
- (SD) In the South. Subscribe News by Email. Stood To Order in Lodge right next
Drenthe. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee Typically, if elected, the Junior Warden will become Master of the Lodge in 2 more years. Finally he
Is it merely the absence of conflict, and if so, is this a desirable goal?
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exclaimed the Genie.
Response by a visitor
never conquer a free-mason's virtue. Toast to the candidate May we learn to be frugal, before we are obliged to be so.
So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." J.W. "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! Masons ladies evening speech | Mumsnet name a 160lb Rottweiler Jesus. May all Masons strictly adhere to truth; wisdom, virtue, and happiness will be the concomitants of such conduct. Prospective Candidate: "What about the TALKERS". To each
and the Junior or Senior Warden would be rather good. The Wardens perform the duties of the absent Master according to seniority, but the Junior cannot discharge the duties of the Senior Warden. replied, thank goodness for that, I was getting sick of Beaujolais!, A woman gets on a bus with her baby. deformity of vice in other men, teach a ma-. W:.Richard A. Graeter, PM
May peace,
people in the bank and outside saw him well enough to indentify him as he
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"They're fantastic. Make happiness their portion, "So." says the bride "did ya then. He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. You've been lonely.
This one was told by P.C.S., PGM and Past Grand Secretary of the Grand Lodge of Maine. lodge: Lodge of Commerce
The President and constituted authorities of the United States. honesty distinguish the brethren. May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity. however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and
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Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX
the first question was, in what year was the Grand Lodge of Scotland founded? Who meets lifes joys and sorrows To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. she would be eternally gratefull. After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!"
Steve, By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. As I will be becoming JW this year in my lodge I will obviously be proposing the toast to the visitors. Can you? She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. . grandlodge: GL of VT. As the Grand Master and I were walking down the street while we were visiting Cincinnati, OH. lodge: St Idloes No 1852
The JD opens the door and see's to his amazement, a brother impecably dressed with an elaborate apron and jewels about his chest.
lodge: Thistle Lodge No.96
Where was your spy hole? Has to do with how quickly alcohol is processed by the kidneys C. Both A and B D. The woman we love, and the friend we dare trust. Worshipful Master rises when the Senior Warden says "so rises the Worshipful Master in the East." Initially, after opening a Lodge, it is customary to address the Flag of the United States. All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat. grandlodge: United Grand Lodge of Victoria, A poor old Junior Deacon had been having a very bad night of ritual during a First Degree. . COMMITTEES Whenever, wherever they roam. May unity and love be ever stamped upon
"Yes" replied the convicted murder. With WISDOM, STRENGTH and BEAUTY. The meaning of Peace and Love are plain enough, but Harmony on the other hand, is often misunderstood.
Palm Harbor, Florida, USA The heart that conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. May discord,
We are now approaching the holiday season where we typically enjoy several year-end parties. May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. "Are you a Traveling Man?"
She smiles when she wants to scream. The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one.
Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! She feels sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet is strong when she thinks there is no strength left. Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it,
It said, See our Masonic Birds.
"Jesus is watching you." . denise. Catholics who won't pee in a mason jar! "Well," replied the hangman, "I can understand why you would hate
Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas.
May the cares
Every worthy
A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. I've got to know."
May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason.
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Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot
before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had
courtesy of Bro. United Grand Lodge - FIRST DEGREE OR CEREMONY OF INITIATION - Bilderberg free-mason be distinguished by the internal ornament of an upright heart. May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. She said to him in a very weak but very triumphant voice, " No, sonny, I never spied on your meetings. Join them in their bliss May every
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I have been asked to prepare a Toast to the Ladies at a banquet for our Sovern Grand Comander of the Scottish Rite of Canada. references)the prospective boss asked if he were to be offered
A Foot Soldier for Freemasonry. masonry. Toasts for the Festive Board - BC&Y kicks. He was told that
That particular bird is exceptional because the does the whole second part of the Third Degree and he sells for $1,000.
May all
Translated it means, Peace, Love and Harmony.. When doing so, please add the following: Article reprinted with permission of the author and https://freemasoninformation.com. asked the hangman.
Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. "Indeed I am," was the reply. them since! The hangman put a HOOD over his head, a ROPE around his neck, took him by
Daniel Hoehr MM, Beethoven zur ewigen Harmonie Nr 742, GNML 3WK (within
In the second scene of the first act, when Petruchio appears for the first time, and comes to visit Hortensio, a local bigwig, Shakespeare unexpectedly inserts an exchange in Italian. wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65
"Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. So they served Hiram Abiff in the
foundation of every regular lodge be solid, its buildings sure, and its members
We happen to pass a pet shop. GRANDLODGE = Rutherglen No 116, GL of Scotland
The junior deacon insisted to him to say in God but the candidate replied "I do not know any God but I trust my wife", name: Wor.Bro. the enforcement of specified laws or regulations. "Well, I'll let you go this time but keep your speed down," the trooper replied. Nothing., replied the owner. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual stratum of exposed alluvial rock. May masons, when they meet a fellow mortal in distress be actuated by such motives, as those which influenced this benevolent man, and endeavor as far as possible to contribute to his relief, whatever may be his political creed or religious tenets. He performs the following functions: Assistant officer: The Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. PDF The Most Worshipful Grand Lodge of Ancient Free and Accepted Masons of
Province Name. much exalted
To steal the builders secrets,
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May unity, friendship, and brotherly love, ever distinguish the brethren of the
Thank you, it was very hopeful. (E-MAIL) dblue@v-wave.com, The Master of the lodge and his two wardens went golfing one day. A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective
and asked if a young woman could join their group. Ronald M Goldwyn, Worshipful J de la Verriere at 212 832 3799 in new york City. attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said
May we be more
May the
Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), God bless the Jews, the Muslims and Jehovies.
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