Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice! I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo. Steve Urkel: [runs back into the living room] Sorry Rachel! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving? Steven Quincy Urkel: Come on, yeast! Maxine Johnson: It happens every year the day of the prom. All you'll hear from me is an occasional, 'Mmmhmm, that's right.'. Hey, what were you doing in my closet? They're disgusting. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any paper work. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll miss Waldo. You had an accident. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.'. Whem I'm unhappy about something, I say so. It was my nickname in preschool! You know, I was exposed to this sort of thing when I was growing up, but I always hoped it would be different for my kids. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. Ms. Steuben: [after seeing Waldo's assignment] Waldo, this is superior work. Laura Lee Winslow: Does shag carpet also make you crazy? Trying to cover it up only make things worse. Harriette: Don't even think like that. Carl Otis Winslow: Well yeah. It's the closest I'll ever get to marrying you- thats why I wanted you to have this- no strings attached- just the one to my heart. Just blacked out for a second there! [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. This has never happened before. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey sweetheart, how about some pie? I'm Stefan sweet thing. Yesterday he said 'get lost, Fido Face!' It's either a number or a letter! "No mo giet itsu mana! Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there? I don't know what to say. Carl Otis Winslow: Might have. [to Steve] I'm wearing you DOWN, baby! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wait Wait. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: That's what I said, but Dad still said no. No more chimes. [Eddie agrees as Mother Winslow and Harriette walks out of the living room]. Harriette Winslow: And you meant every word 8 years ago. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. Laura: You know, I shouldn't be mingling with the opposition, but I just wanted to tell you how handsome you look under fluorescent lighting. The bad news is, he'll charge you an arm and a leg. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'll have you know, I'm not in Italy. And you taught Cassie Lynn Nubbles, the posterchild for useless people, how to do things for herself. Carl Otis Winslow: He's trouble. Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Eddie: Oh no, I forgot all about the car show. He's a lawyer! I just wish it would all go away, Daddy. Steve Urkel: [Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel! And you got LOUDER every time you made the Maitre D move us to another table. This isn't right Weasel. I was kickin' butt. Eddie: I'm the one who's taking the test. Some of our pickup lines are just for laughs. Laura: Thank you, Steve. [just got lemon tart filling thrown at him]. I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere. Steve Urkel: I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. You understand? That's the last time I do anything for anybody in this house. I will not give you a lock of my hair. [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. Lt.Murtaugh: Do you know that woman Winslow? Read the card, read the card. I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids. Well it's not cool. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well hold on there big guy, listen to this. Why, how low can you get? I'll just begin a rigorist-training schedule. Harriette: What for? Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. [laughs]. Will you marry me? Aunt Oona: Well not good, my kitchen exploded. Did you know an African American helped design the blueprint for Washington, D.C.? Steve Urkel: You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories? Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! [Eddie leaves and Carl puts the chair away] Well that took care of everything. You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends. Steve Urkel: That's because you don't know what it's like being small. Then instead of admitting it, you let us spread a log in Lake Michigan. Steve Urkel: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. Rachel Crawford: Little Richie spoke his first word. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Make one, then Xerox It! Steve Urkel: King me. Carl Otis Winslow: Don't get cute with me Harriet. Was I about to take the Big Sleep? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: L means lousy. Lt. Murtaugh: Keep the pace, Mr. Backwards Hat! I'll teach you. Steve Urkel: Okay. I'm going home! I know how you feel about Laura. Harriette Winslow: But, apparently, you seem to want to learn these things the hard way, so be it. We are properly trained. I can't breathe! He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. Steve Urkel: Uh no. People stopped and starred, called me names, and some even spit at me. Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Next Saturday. Steve Urkel: Why, come back here, you little hussy! All these people think the party is tonight. Richie Crawford: We're going to play with these toys for 30 days and return them, like Uncle Carl's going to do with his peanut helmet. It's like wanting to touch a star- you know you'll never reach it but you've just gotta keep trying. [opens fire at Urkelbot who catches all the rounds in his hand], Urkelbot: [Urkelbot walks up to the robber and drops the bullets on the floor before lifting the robber off the floor with one hand], Urkelbot: [Terminator Impression] Hasta la vista, baby! And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind. Steve Urkel: Could. Harriette Winslow: You eat all that ice cream and you can kiss your diet goodbye. Laura Lee Winslow: [Yelling at Judy who's trying to shove her plate in front of Eddie dishing food] Can you wait? Laura Lee Winslow: [reading note] 'If you want black history, go back to Africa'. This is my mother. then removes his hand]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [nervous laughter] Great Wedding, huh dad. All we had to do was drop some dead guy off at the graveyard. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No, I *am* a serious little nerd. I'm wearin' you down baby, I'm wearin' you DOWWWWNN! Steve Urkel: All right! Carl: I sure hope so because I'm wearing his underwear. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah. Steve Urkel: Why, sure! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What kind of plans? What do you use to get weighed, a postage scale? Ms. Steuben: That's that's not funny, Steven. Why, it'll ruin my transcript! [laughs]. Steve Urkel: Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam. Pick-up lines get a bad rap for being cheesy and cringe-worthy, but if you start your conversation with the right dose of interest and humor, you may end up scoring a date or a number. 2023. Carl: Maybe you can even resurrect your band. Besides it's just a joy ride what could go wrong? Oh, the room is spinning. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, do you mind if your old grandmother tells you a story? You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon. Waldo: [after thinking a moment] Ok. Pass the salt, Edward. So to see if he can find the best, Steve challenged a few men to put their usuals to the test!SUBSCRIBE to get t. So I walked in the library, sugar, I couldn't believe my eyes, there were THOUSANDS of books just sitting there waiting to be read. Why, because of you, he's swapping recipes with Wolfgang Puck. It's to another restaurant. It meant a lot to me. Laura: I do want a guy with something upstairs, but, uh, I also want a well-built staircase. Carl: I can't tell him I don't remember him! White . Got anything in the fridge? Steve Urkel: No, well, actually it's my Uncle Ernie's hearse. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Carl Otis Winslow: Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can? When my dad said you fixed me up with Laura; why, I thought I'd wet my pants! He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. Eddie: As a starting forward of the school team, it's my duty to play round ball not nerd ball. Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. You trifled with my emotions! Laura: You know, I just don't get why people are so afraid of our history. Carl, someone parked their own piece of junk in our driveway. How would you like it if I put Jheri Curl in your deodorant? Mont gio sam eea!". Family Matters is an American sitcom series that originated on ABC from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997, before moving to CBS from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998. Waldo Geraldo Faldo, Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cheating? Laura: Let's eat everything and see if he can take a joke! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No thanks, Eddie. So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him. Oh, gentle Romeo, if thou doth love, pronounce it faithfully. Now, what you do on your own time is your business. Steven Quincy Urkel: Well, then where am I gonna sleep? Carl Otis Winslow: Oh gee that'd scare me. See more ideas about steve urkel, humor, urkel. Waldo: I said he Hey, you can't trick me! [Greg leaves as Willie walks in with Waldo and the crowd boos him. Rachel Crawford: Oh. Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Look I clued everybody in. [Steve is in the kitchen recovering from Laura and her sock stuffed b*obs. When the door opens Carl appears dessed up as Steve normally dresses with his glasses]. Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Laura Lee Winslow: If you have to ask, pass. You need to get out more. Get up and get your own pie! Steve is clumsy and obsessive yet charismatic and likable. Carl Otis Winslow: That a girl, Harriette. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today. Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! I met Raoul. [He leaves and minutes later Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his accordion]. This poker game is important to you and I messed it up by inviting this windbag. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [driving off] Would you relax, Steve? You've been saying it for weeks. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. I'm on duty? To rob and murder? And what about the car show last Saturday? Laura Lee Winslow: He didn't need to. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [is chased and hides behind a jock] Hold me back, hold me back. It's not funny, it's dangerous. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes and that's not all. Every time I ask her about it, she just cries and takes another Rolaid. Laura: But but, where'd you get that radioactive stuff? Carl: 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3 What the heck is bothering me? Steve Urkel: Because, I love you love you love you! Waldo: You guys think you can walk all over me because I'm dumb. For that matter why isn't everybody? Carl Otis Winslow: 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Laura: So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around? Trying to cover it up would only make it worse. Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike. ", Harriette Winslow: She looked at me with tears in her eyes, and she said "Why, Mom?". If you hit me, do I not sneeze? Carl Otis Winslow: [kisses the ice cream carton] Goodbye. Carl: Oh, you heard me, don't ever come back. Ms. Steuben: I know, Steven. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it really bugs me that Steve is the only guy with enough guts to stand up to Willie. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, cash is so impersonal. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! Steve Urkel: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Willie Fuffner: Because, he humiliated me! Eddie: Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me Eddie. Laura: For the last time, Steve. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Serious. Stupid? Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Eddie: I don't believe wat just happened, dad took Waldo to the bulls game. Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. "Smile, if you want to have sex with me." 4. Carl: There is a guy on our couch who says I remember him, but I don't remember him. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo! Steve Urkel: You yelled at me and you called me a butthead! Steve Urkel: Can I have a glass of milk to go with my face? [Carl is appalled as he has a donut in his mouth], [Carl has just bought Harriette an exercise trampoline for her birthday. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Way to go Carl! Where do I sign? But honey, let's put a positive spin on it. Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. Welcome to Leroy's! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. Waldo: But, why ya gonna do that, Willie? I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! I'll teach that. I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant. Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind! [Pulls Steve to other side of room] Steven, last semester I specifically asked you what class you would not be taking this semster and you told me HOME EC! Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department? Waldo Faldo from Illinois. Harriette Winslow: You most certainly do. Can you carry me home? But, you're a teacher, Ms. Steuben, and a daaarrn good one. No phones. Calm down, easy. In the current social climate that is rich with dialogue about appropriate consent between men and women, women are quite reasonably, on guard about objectification. Laura: Steve, you're supposed to cook those! Eddie borrowed money from me. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. Rachel Crawford: Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend. I could hear him sobbing in his suspension chamber. "Tomorrow Dad!" Well, name a couple. I can't afford a B on my permanent record. Ms. Steuben: Well, I guess he's changed a little. Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! Carl Otis Winslow: Ohohoho and they are personal and private. "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". Harriette Winslow: And I always mark the year, you gave it to me. Why can't we share? Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list. Steve Urkel: From my stay-away fund. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. [reading] "Mongu! It's a beautiful language. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? Like a moth to a flame. Bye! A heart that hurts. Laura Lee Winslow: Oh lord, you're gonna die. Never snort with a hangover! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why? Laura Lee Winslow: O.k. A bee to a blossom. He's having the same discussion with his father. Edward, sure I got a moment. Laura: Just let me fall! Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem. Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. You know what? Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. Laura Lee Winslow: Rachel Crawfish, you got me, and I like the St. Louis Cardinals. Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose! Judy Winslow: Brussels sprouts make me wanna puke. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's a work of Harriette, get it, Art, Harriette? That's Lt. Murtaugh. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I got one of those once, did you know the sidewalk isn't a passing lane? Lt. Murtaugh: Yeah like that's gonna bring him back. Steve Urkel: All right, Laura, we'll randeavou at the Isetta. Why he showed great strength of character and what's his reward: you fire him. That's all. Steve Urkel: Mmm, steak. But, I'd be willing to pay you. Wha? Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. You are such a sweetheart. Carl: I'll tell you what's sad Harriette, I've watched two full hours of the "Bridges Of Madison County" and Clint didn't blow up one bridge! [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]. And OOHHH, and him! Second question. [does Steve's laugh and snort]. Steve Urkel: Well, actually, this is Eddie's story. The lovestruck genius of Steve Urkel. This is fantastic! Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. Stefan Urkelle: I'll have to buy new parts for the chamber. Eddie: I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove. You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh, no buts! Carl Otis Winslow: [to the racist cop who pulled Eddie over] You know, I don't know how that badge stays up, because it's pinned to sludge. Steve Urkel: Swell, Punch! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Uh no, Waldo, state your name. Getting you to smile would be like pulling teeth! Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! "What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? This library card is proof that ONE person can make a difference. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: The party doesn't start until 9 and my curfew's at 10. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want. Chico! Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room. College Problems Student Problems Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Sorry. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why are you upset, Waldo? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh that's sweet, what did he say? It's a cool chamber. Carl Otis Winslow: But, apparently you seem want to learn it the hard way, well so be it. Harriette Winslow: [Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. I wanna take it home and read it to my mom. Laura Lee Winslow: [as Laura Wigglesworth, pointing a gun at Johnny] The narration to finish! Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again. As played by Jaleel White, the ultra-nerdy teenager with his whiney voice, awkward walk, pants rolled up high, and apprehensive catchphrase "Did I do. Carl will understand. Have you taken leave of your senses? Carl enters her room with Eddie, who is struggling to stifle his laughter.]. He doesn't have the advantages to see how good the cops are like our kids have. Laura: By being born first. Steven Quincy Urkel: I will *not* sleep in the bathtub! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I almost wore that same suit. I love my Army. More like The Repulsions. Steve Urkel: Practice. Carl Otis Winslow: Well I talked to your boy Squeeze and he won't be bothering you for a long time. Let's trot on over there and see what develops. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Who do you think bought his first pair of shoes? I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. Raoul is the new produce manager. Laura Lee Winslow: Well that really bugs me. You're my friend. [someone has just smashed into Lt. Murtaugh's classic car]. Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. Steve Urkel: [dropping his bowling ball and hyperventilating]. [looks over to the busted parts of the transformation chamber]. Judy Winslow: Mom, when's dinner? The notion was apparently incongruous enough to ABC, the longtime home of the hit comedy ''Family Matters,'' which features the geeky Urkel character, that its executives . We should put those pictures in the school paper. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Stephan] Laura Winslow, you are the sun, the rain, and the wind that flowers my soul. Harriette Winslow: [retrieves a coupon from her purse] Ohhh no no no, Carl! Carl Otis Winslow: You know son, if Screwing Up ever became an Olympic event. THIS? Laura Lee Winslow: It was just a little practical joke. And the reason it hurts is because I've tried very hard to be your friend and all you've done is take advantage of me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well why aren't you? Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. right next to the bathroom. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. I just got a job! Undaunted, Steve switches the station to polka music and ends up having a good time dancing with Waldo and Maxine], Carl: By the way, thanks for letting me use your chamber, Stefan. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. [Handing out] Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu. Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure what day is this? Harriette Winslow: She's still pretty upset, she wouldn't even touch her dinner. Anywhere away from my Laura. Make my day! Steve Urkel: Oh, why not? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to a sorority girl] That dress is so tight! I want to know why my instructions were not followed. Carl: Uh, just bring us burgers and fries. Their own version of the 3 R's? Steven Quincy Urkel (generally known as Steve Urkel or just simply Urkel) is a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom, Family Matters, who was portrayed by Jaleel White. Steven Quincy Urkel: I'm not through! Well let me tell you something sir, if that's the kind of boss you are. Laura: We're not going anywhere. Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, no thanks, I went before I left. [after Steve's Urk-yeast exploded all over the room]. Steve Urkel: You said, "Get a life, Steve", A week ago you would have said, "Get a life, TURBONERD". Why, a few sessions on the Muscle Master and you'll be drooling over my deltoids. Chocum hi chip chok!". Carl: Uh-oh. Myrtle Urkel: Oh, how true, how true! Carl Otis Winslow: Thanks for the present son. Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn". [picks up a single serving container of gross looking food in the cafeteria]. Laura: Yeah. Harriette Winslow: [Waldo crashes his snowmobile in the Winslows' living room] Waldo? Steve Urkel: I've got an Uncle Dirk Urkel who was blessed with a two-foot long nose hair. Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. "I heard you are looking for a stud. [Grabs and kisses her. Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. Carl: Are you implying that you're not having a good time? Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. Carl: Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh? [Eddie comes crashing through the living room in the car], [Stefan did not take his "cool boost" for that week - he wants to turn back into Steve]. Steve Urkel: And I'm Steve Urkel! Steve Urkel: We met once. I promise, okay? Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! Laura Lee Winslow: How fast are we going now? [the photographer takes a snap shot of Eddie nerously laughing as Carl drives him away]. Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Caterer trainees. [finds a note hanging on the door] Oh my God. I want more Punch! Eddie: [after he has heard her quickly renouncing her love for him] Myrtle, what's my life going to be like without you in it? 8. Inside this scrawny chest, there beats a heart. Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? Steve Urkel on CBS? Please, my little Rapunzel. What did you do? Harriette Winslow: Is this your snowmobile? Steve Urkel: No, I don't like to disturb anyone. next semester, are ya? Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Gun, Carl. Rodney Beckett: Steve, come on outside. Steve is embarrassed that he didn't walk out the door faster. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Harriette, there is a child outside digging up your azaleas. Rachel Crawford: I'll just take your word for it. Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. [sees the kids] Oh my Lord! Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME! Carl: Stefan, you gotta help me. YOU'RE WHERE? Don't they teach Black History at your school? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Well I for one am appalled. Laura Lee Winslow: That's right, I don't know, and I still like the Cards. Sara Sue Pettyjohn: [stuck up toward Myrtle's lack of style and class] That's the difference between *old* money and *new* money. Steve Urkel: Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. [runs upstairs]. And sometimes I was sorry I ever started the whole thing, but I didn't quit. Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral. I was not abrasive. Could you write that 'A' down on a piece of paper? Laura Lee Winslow: Grandma, you're not old. When's it going to end? Harriette Winslow: [Opens the candy box] Candy missing. Steven Quincy Urkel is a fictional character on the American ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White. Cassie Lynn: That may be what happened, but that won't be what the people believe. Steve Urkel: I'll settle for a toenail clipping! In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? Dr. Goodrich: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I was thinking you could help me during the test. Laura: Not when the bomb is in the basement with you! Harriette Winslow: Did I embarrass you, Carl? I only got the date wrong on one flyer. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and [Steve covers his mouth for one second. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Myra, your mother told me you came here, so I assumed you're becoming a nun. It's always tomorrow with that boy! Oh my God! Steve Urkel: Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel! What is the value of X? In the 1991 episode, Steve Urkel was the cousin of D.J.'s friend Julie (Tasha Scott), who gives Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) some valuable advice, after learning that she has to wear reading . So, what's cookin', good lookin'? Does that about cover it? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle! Laura: Yeah, every time I used the bug spray. Steve Urkel: Yeah, but now I have an excuse. Lionel: Really? Harriette Winslow: I am not! Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks. Carl: [after kicking Steve out of the house] And don't you ever come back! Laura: [Curtis is about to break bad news to Laura] Curtis! https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_102099, https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_quotes_102099. Steve Urkel: Boyd whipped Eddie. Laura Lee Winslow: Yeah, that's right, how'd you know? Having aired 215 episodes, Family Matters is ranked third, behind only Tyler Perry's House of Payne (254), and The Jeffersons (253). Rachel Crawford: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. Harriette Winslow: Laura, you've had your head in those books all morning, got a big test coming up? Urkel pronouns are the best. Laura: Girl, have you ever seen the hair salon so crowded? He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny. Harriette: This feud between you and Nick is getting out of control. Steve Urkel: Your Honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo! It better be a dead relative in your excuse. You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: All right. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. What do you have to say for yourselves? Steven Quincy Urkel: I wasn't the one who overslept, Ms. Rip Van Winslow. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The librarian, a white man that I'd known all my life, pushed me out into the street and told me never to come back. She actually said, "Human Being". Ty: Actually I haven't got my wings yet and I play the keyboard. Me and Laura went ice skating together. Why would somebody do this to me?' We've got cheerleaders taller than him. Curtis: I don't know how to tell you this, but I have to tell you straight out. Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. Then he unfolds it] Well Tell me again. You are under arrest! If you have something to say, just spit it out. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But you humilate me everyday. Steve Urkel.
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